Thursday, August 26, 2004

 

new terroristes(al-gebra)

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a sliderule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles usedto say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

 

I love bees/the wierdest website ever

This website is very wierd and that is why antony loves itand why i'm bloging about I love bees and i haven't much to say about it exepet that it is wierd,frekey and my brether loves it so this is it so good by from billy

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